An old lady went to a bank to open an account.  She went to the teller
and said that she wanted to open an account and deposit $! million
dollars, but she only will do business with the bank president.  The
teller granted the ladies request and called the president.  The
president brought the old lady in his office.  The lady showed the man
the $1 million dollars and told him she wanted to put the money in an
account.
 
The president asked the lady how she acquired the $1 million dollars.
The old lady responded that she makes bets.  She added that she would
make a bet with the president.  She told him that she would bet $100
dollars that at 12:00 noon that the bankers balls would be square.
The banker accepted the sure bet.  The old lady left the bank.
 
At 12:00 she returned to the bank with another man and went to see the
president.  When she entered the presidents office he asked who the
man was.  The lady responded that he was her lawyer and he is always
present when she does business.  The president consented to the man's
presence in his office.  The president then told the lady that she
owed him $100 dollars because his balls were not blue.  The old lady
responded that she needed proof for herself.  The banker then locked
his door and dropped his pants.  The old lady the grabbed the bankers
balls and they were not square.  The old lady then gave the banker the
$100 dollars and left.
 
The man that came with the old lady was banging his head in the
corner.  The bank president asked him what was wrong.  The man
responded that the old lady bet him $1,000 that at 12:00 she would
have a banker by the balls.