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> Hi Yo!
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> > Next time when you go to any restaurant
> > and sip on the soup with a spoon think about this one...... > 
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> A man who had come into some money needed a tax write-off, so he bought a 
> restaurant that was losing money.  After a few months, he decided he liked 
> the restaurant and wanted to make a go of it.  So he hired an efficiency
> expert.
> "I'm going on vacation for three weeks," he told the efficiency expert. 
> "When I get back, I want to see that restaurant operating in the black." 
> Three weeks go by, and our friend returns from vacation.  He disguises
> himself, goes to the restaurant, and gets a table.  The place is a beehive of
> activity--tables filled, waiters coming and going.
> A waiter soon comes to our friend's table to take his order.  As he's giving 
> his order, the owner notices a spoon in the waiter's breast pocket.
> "Why do you have a spoon in your pocket?" he asks.
> "Oh, that's the efficiency expert's idea," replies the waiter.  "You see,
> customers often need an extra spoon for their meal, and the waiter's station 
> is in the back of the restaurant.  By carrying a spoon in our pockets, we
> save time and serve the customers better."
> The owner thought about this, and was pleased with the change in attitude. 
> As the waiter turned to go, the owner stopped him again.
> "Excuse me, but I notice that you have a piece of string hanging out of your 
> fly," he said to the waiter.
> "Oh, that's the efficiency expert's idea, too," the waiter replied.  "You 
> see, we often have to use the restroom during our shift, and state law
> requires that we wash our hands every time we go to the bathroom.  By using 
> the string, I don't have to touch myself, so I don't have to wash my hands. 
> This saves a lot of time."
> "Well," said the owner, "I can see how you get it out with the string, but 
> how do you put it back?"
> "Well sir," said the waiter, "I don't know about the other waiters, but I use
> my spoon."
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