In case you missed this in the newspapers a few months ago, there was a
terrible shipwreck in which everyone died except 2 individuals. One average
chap named "George" and supermodel Cindy Crawford. They found themselves
stranded on a deserted island.

After few weeks with no rescues in site, nature began to take its course and
they started to make love. Actually, they started to make love quite
frequently as there is not a lot to do on a desert island - no CNN etc., its
just eat fruit or screw.

Now again, after a couple of weeks of making love, Cindy asks George with
that famous beaming smile,  "Is there anything, you know, extra special I
can do for you George."

After reflecting for a moment George replies, "Yes Cindy, as a matter of
fact there is. Would you mind putting on my shirt."

Cindy, always obliging, replies "Sure". She proceeds to button up his shirt.
"That's great" says George, " Now could you put on my pants?"

"Okay" Cindy says, looking a little puzzled, but complying.

"Right" George says "Now my tie and put this baseball cap on and tuck all
your hair underneath".

"If you say so."  Cindy says looking even more bewildered.  After she finishes
with his requests she is standing there getting impatient and tapping her foot.

"Well, what do you want me to do now?" she demands.

George walks up to her and whispers in her ear, "Just between you and me
buddy I'm screwing Cindy Crawford."


				Submitted by: Gary Tooze @ idirect.com