Various Organizational philosophies explained in terms
of 2 cows:

 Socialism:  You have 2 cows.  The government takes
one and gives it to your neighbor.

 Communism:  You have 2 cows.  The government takes
them both and provides you with milk.

 Fascism:  You have 2 cows.  The government takes them
both and sells you the milk.

 Nazism:  You have 2 cows.  The government takes them
both and shoots you.

 Bureaucracy:  You have 2 cows.  The government takes
them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for
the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

 Capitalism:  You have 2 cows.  You sell one and buy a
bull.

 General Electric:  You have 2 cows.  You lay one off,
force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows, then
act surprised when it drops dead,

 or,

 General Electric:  You have 2 cows.  They take both,
expect you to MAKE your own cow, require the milk
production of 8 cows, and impose a deadline prior to
the cow being born......

 GE-6 SIGMA:  You have two cows.  You lay one off and
make a black belt of the other.  Then spend six months
mapping the process to understand why there has been a
huge decrease in milk production.

 Any thoughts about DFSS......