103 reason's it's great to be a woman: 1. You know a little bit about everything and a whole lot about sex. 2. Monday night football 3. Your ass gets you interviews 4. Your bag of useless stuff stops his whining 5. When your work is criticized you plot how to destroy that person's career 6. You CAN kill your own food (but prefer to buy out) 7. You can lock him in HIS garage 8. You let them think they get extra credit for thoughtfulness 9. You hate movies that makes you cry (but love torturing him) 10. Your underwear might be 6 dollars a pair but they actually look sexy on you 11. Collage football 12. None of your co-workers can make you feel inferior by what you don't have 13. You don't have to shave above the neck 14. If your 34 and chose to be single nobody cares 15. Chocolate is not just another snack 16. Nor is honey 17. You are the only person in the world who can drive right 18. You LET flowers fix everything 19. You get to think about sex 80% of the day and foreplay 15% of the day 20. One word: shoes 21. Going to the malls to annoy him 22. The guy employs at the hardware store 23. Foreplay is NOT optional 24. Michael Bolton is NOT good looking (listen to annoy him) 25. Like to annoy (tease) him (gives a little joy to your day) 26. You LIKE to hear dirty jokes 27. Car mechanics give you a huge discount 28. You talk during a football game to annoy him 29. You like your bathroom in a room 30. If you want to buy something new, break the old one and have him try to fix it 31. You don't want to jump up and slap stuff unless it is nice round and hard 32. Your hands are always soft 33. Your moods can get you what you want when you want them 34. You can look at other men with out thinking impure thoughts cause they're the SAME age as your father 35. You don't have to drive to 3 different gas stations just cause its 3 cents cheaper 36. You know at lest 20 different ways to do it 37. You get to laugh at guys who sit with their knees apart in a kilt 38. You don't date guys with gray hair and wrinkles 39. Same job...more pay 40. You don't have the urge to scratch your self in the crotch in public place, on a date 41. Wedding dress FREE (mothers) tux rental $150 42. You don't give a flying sh*t if some one is talking about you. you just want to know what they are saying 44. You don't have to mooch off of others for money 45. You don't believe for a second that guys don't worry about how they look as much as you do 46. You can get the remote with just a look and a little touch 47. You own EVERYTHING in your house but don't have to pay all the bills 48. You feel good when GUYS glance at your chest when talking to them 49. ESPN's Sports center 50. Batchelorette parties whomp ass over bridal showers too. 51. You don't want a "normal" relationship with your mother 52. You can buy pads without the shopkeeper imagining you naked 53. You don't want to hear I'm going to the bathroom to go pee in the middle of dinner 54. You don't have to lie to your friends when talking about sex 55. We don't overcompensate for things when something isn't that big 56. Someday you're going to be a dirty old woman 57. If some lady shows up at a party with the same outfit as you, and you were there first, they will know she stole the idea from you 58. Reggie brown's spinal cord injury was almost just another injury 59. You don't have to see how loud you can burp to prove yourself 60. You're always in the mood for sex your just mad at him 61. You can hold a grudge for years 62. You think the idea of someone beating up the guy who paints himself blue at football games is funny 63. If you get mad at something that doesn't work you can surprise him by Just how incredibly strong you are 64. If you fall off your bike you won't be seriously injured 65. You don't insist that you can still fit in the same pant size you wore in high school 66. You have different color socks and not just ugly bulky white 67. Your not consistently worried if your hair falling out 68. You don't buy clothes just cause of a swoosh 69. You don't have a need to by huge machines 70. You don't' get off on porn movies cause your afraid you might see him in one of them 71. You like trapping him with so...notice anything different 72. Baywatch 73. ER 74. There's always a rerun of your fav. show on somewhere 75. You like knowing more about things then he does ex. football and it drives him crazy 76. You don't get limp 77. Hot baths 78. Cold pools don't turn you off 79. You can keep your mind on sex while having it 80. You don't have to drop and cough during physicals 81. You get diamonds 82. You can spend his money and stop his yelling by distracting him 83. If your playing sports and someone yells you play like a girl you can say thank you 84. You can swoon over cute animals and nobody will give you a funny look 85. You have the mental and physical power to turn the channel during a game even if you were interested in it 86. You can get at lest 2 days off of work every month 87. You can get paid maternity leave 88. You can make anything seem sexual 89. You can actually do things with your hair 90. You can actually remember something from high school 91. You can always find a shoulder to cry on 92. You're always daddy's little girl no matter how old you get 93. Getting and reading mail is like opening a present every time (cept for bills) 94. You know how to get revenge for unreturned phone calls (that they have no idea about) 95. Songs can hold meanings for you that he has no idea about (that's to your advantage) 96. You can look at other guys and he has no idea 97. You can still have a teddy bear from when you were little and no one will say your being childish 98. You can look at other guys without feeling guilty when he's around 99. You can wear HIS shirts 100. When you're pregnant you can eat food that you usually can't and blame it on the pregnancy 102. You can actually admit you watch the soaps 103. Simple things amuse you