IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUY              
 
 Pity us men.........

 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If 
 you  don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
 
 If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If
 she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
 
 If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
 If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
 
 If you cry, you're a wimp.
 If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.
 
 If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you,it's
 self defense.
 
 If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. 
 If she asks you, it's a favor.
 
 If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you 
 don't,you're not thoughtful.
 
 If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
 If you don't, you're not ambitious.
 
 If she has a headache, she's tired.
 If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
 
 If you want it too often, you're oversexed. 
 If you don't, there must be someone else.