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          YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEERING MAJOR... 
          
          * If you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically. 
          
          * If you enjoy pain.
          
          * If you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to 
            do long division.
          
          * If you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force." 
          
          * If you've actually used every single function on your 
          graphing calculator. 
          
          * If when you look in a mirror, you see a engineering major. 
          
          * If it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working 
          on a computer. 
          
          * If you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver." 
          
          * If you always do homework on Friday nights. 
          
          * If you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the 
          derivative of water. 
          
          * If you think in "math."
          
          * If you've calculated that the World Series actually 
          diverges. 
          
          * If you hesitate to look at something because you don't 
          want to break down its wave function.
          
          * If you have a pet named after a scientist. 
          
          * If you laugh at jokes about mathematicians. 
          
          * If the Humane society has you arrested because you 
          actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
          
          * If you can translate English into Binary. 
          
          * If you can't remember what's behind the door in the 
          science building which says "Exit."
          
          * If you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of 
          summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
          
          * If you are completely addicted to caffeine. 
          
          * If you avoid doing anything because you don't want to 
          contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
          
          * If you consider ANY non-science course "easy." 
          
          * If when your professor asks you where your homework is, 
          you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so 
          precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere 
          in the universe.
          
          * If the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from 
          lack of use. 
          
          * If you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to 
          make the math easier.
          
          * If you understood more than five of these indicators. 
          
          * If you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your 
          door.