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Editor's note:  This is a joke, please don't be offended.



Outside of a hotel in Manila, a Japanese tourist gets in a cab and
tells the driver to drive him to the airport. On their way, a car
zoomed by and the Japanese goes "Aaah Toyota, made in Japan. very
faaast!" And then, another car zooms by and the Japanese goes "Aaah
Nissan, made in Japan. very faaast!" And then, another car zooms by
and the Japanese goes "Aaah Mitsubishi, made in Japan. very faaast!"
By this time, the cabby is getting tired of his passenger's
nationalistic pride. Upon arriving at the airport, the cabby tells his
passenger "400 pesos please..". The Japanese goes "400 pesos?  It's
not that far from the hotel!!!". The cabby's reply "Aaah, taxi meter,
made in Japan. very faaast!!"