LONG YARN

Abraham is an old Jewish guy who is a yarn merchant. He lives next
door to the biggest anti-Semite in town. One day the anti-Semite calls up
Abraham and says, "Hey Jew! I need a piece of orange yarn. The ngth must be
from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis and I want it delivered
tomorrow."

Abe says, "OK."

The next morning the Anti-Semite is awakened at 7 am by the sound of
running engines. He runs outside to see a row trucks lined up one
after the other, dumping truckful after truckful of orange yarn in his
front yard. Soon his yard is a 5-feet deep sea in orange yarn. Abe
then presents a bill for $18,000 to the anti-Semite.

The guy starts yelling and screaming at Abe. "What is this, Jew?  This
is not what I asked for! I told you I needed a piece of yarn from the
end of your nose to the tip of your penis. Look at this place! What do
you have to ay for yourself?"

Straight-faced, Abe replies "I'm very careful when I deal with people
like you, that's why I got a few witnesses here with me. I may be off
by a few miles, so I gave you a 2% discount; but... the tip of my
penis was left in Poland after my circumcision!"