Loving Couples
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Hubby     : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
            Why?
Wife      : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I
            look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby     : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife      : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
            problem can there be greater than this one?"


Girl : When we got married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
       and lighten your burden.
Boy  : It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or
       troubles.
Girl : Well, that's because we aren't married yet.


Son  : Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
       give up my seat to a lady.
Mum  : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son  : Mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap....

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE."