----- jel -----
uh... personally I don't quite agree with this list...


                        
			MEN'S LANGUAGE ( 1- 5)
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Menspeak                                English
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1.  I love you.....                     please let me not get caught lying
                                        this time!!

2.  I'm not jealous!			I'll kill the next guy that lays
                                        eyes on her.

3.  Nah, she's not pretty		...besides, if I hit on her, her      
    compared to you...			muscular boyfriend would kill me with
					no mercy.

4.  I would go with you to the		Don't plan anything without consulting
    ballet instead of watching 		the TV guide.
    the football game anytime.  

5.  You're the one that I can     	and THEY'RE the ones that I have "FUN"
    lean on and talk to....             with.