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MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES
     

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     It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals 
     have been using foul language in the course of normal conversations 
     between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily 
     offended workers this conduct will no longer be tolerated. 
     
     The management does however realize the importance of each person being 
     able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their 
     fellow employee. Therefore, the management has compiled the following 
     code phrases, so that the proper exchange of ideas, information, and 
     sentiments can continue. 
     
     NEW PHRASE AND OLD PHRASE
     
     1. I'm not certain that's feasible
     1. No fucking way
     
     2. Really?
     2. You've got to be shitting me!
     
     3. Perhaps you should check with someone else. 
     3. Tell someone who gives a shit.
     
     4. Of course I'm concerned.
     4. Ask me if I give a shit...
     
     5. I wasn't involved with that project. 
     5. Its not my fucking problem
     
     6. Interesting behavior.
     6. What the hell???
     
     7. Im not sure I can implement this
     7. Screw it. It won't work.
     
     8. I'll try to schedule that.
     8. Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
     
     9. Perhaps I can work late...
     9. When the fuck do you expect me to do it?
     
     10. Are you sure its a problem?
     10. Who the hell cares?
     
     11. He's not familiar with the problem 
     11. He's got his head in his ass.
     
     12. You don't say?
     12. Eat shit!!
     
     13. Excuse me?
     13. Eat shit and die!!!
     
     14. Excuse me sir?
     14. Eat shit and die, butthead...
     
     15. They weren't happy with it?
     15. What the hell do they want from me?
     
     16. So you'd like my help with it?
     16. Kiss my ass!
     
     17. I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. 
     17. Fuck it, I'm on salary...
     
     18. I don't think you understand
     18. Shove it up your ass.
     
     19. I love a challenge
     19. This job sucks
     
     20. You want me to take care of this? 
     20. Who the hell died and left you boss?
     
     21. I see.
     21. Blow me.
     
     22. Do you see?
     22. Blow yourself.
     
     23. Yes, we should discuss this.
     23. Another shitty meeting!!
     
     24. I don't think it will be a problem. 
     24. I really don't give a shit.
     
     25. Do have a nice day!
     25. Fuck off and die, asshole!!