A burglar entered the house of a model when she was out. He searched
for valuables in her room, only to find to his dismay that there was
nothing but clothes in her wardrobe. Angry, he torn up all the clothes
and proceeded to the kitchen to continue his search. There was nothing
to be found except a cat called mimi which the model doted on very
much and an extra packet of milk in the fridge.

The burglar was furious at his futile attempt and squeezed the cat to
death and then swallowed the whole packet of milk to compensate
himself, better than getting nothing for his trip.

When the model came back, she was boiling with rage at what happened.
She went to the police station immediately and when it was her turn to
give an account of her police report, here's what she said:

"a burglar entered my house today, torn off my clothes, squeezed my
mimi and drank my milk!"