Name Brand Condoms
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Which condom would you use....?

   Nike Condoms:  Just do it.
   Toyota Condoms:  Oh what a feeling.
   Diet Pepsi Condoms:  You got the right one, baby.
   Pringles Condoms:  Once you pop, you can't stop.
   Mentos Condoms:  The freshmaker.
   Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack:  Ten million strong and growing.
   Secret Condoms:  Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
   Macintosh Condom:  It does more, it costs less, it+s that simple.
   Ford Condoms:  The best never rest.
   Chevy Condoms:  Like a rock.
   Dial Condoms:  Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
   New York Lotto Condoms:  Cause hey - you never know.
   California Lotto Condoms:  Who's next?
   Avis Condoms:  Trying harder than ever.
   KFC Condoms:  Finger-Licking Good.
   Coca Cola Condoms:  Always the Real Thing.
   Lays Condoms:  Betcha can't have just one.
   Campbell+s Soup Condoms:  Mmm, mmm, good.
   General Electric Condoms:  We bring good things to life!
   AT&T Condoms:  Reach out and touch someone.
   Bounty:  The quicker picker upper.
   Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ?
   Energizer:  It keeps going and going and going....
   M&M condom:  It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
   Taco Bell:  Get some; make a run for the border.
   MCI:  For friends and family
   Doublemint:  Double your pleasure, double your fun!
   The Sears latex condom:  One coat is good for the entire winter.
   Delta Airlines travel pack:  Delta is ready when you are.
   United Airlines travel pack:  Fly United.
   The Star Trek Condom:  To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.



                        Submitted by: Daniel Brown @ net-cheez.com

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