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How do you know if you've been on the computer too long?
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You know you've been on the computer too long when...

You are counting objects, and you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,..."

You dream in 256 palettes of 256 colours.

Asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

Your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed,
then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for omitting the
else clause.

You try to sleep, and think sleep(8 * 3600); /* sleep for 8 hours */

You are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next
page.

After a day at the office, you pick up the phone and start dialling an
Internal Phone number.

You get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you
want.

Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but
you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

You look for an icon to double-click to open your bedroom window.

You go to balance your chequebook and discover that you're doing
the math in octal.

You look for a trash can icon when throwing out the garbage.