Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when a rowdy crowd from New York 
City showed up.  Being somewhat skeptical, Saint Peter said he would have 
to check with God.  After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit 
them, as they were for better or worse, still all his children.  A few 
minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're 
gone!" "What? All of the New Yorkers are gone?" asked God.  "No!" replied 
Saint Peter.  "The Pearly Gates!"


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