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Lover:  If you love someone...
    (Contributor:  Ruey-shen Kuo, President of THAA,
                     Tsing Hua Alumni Association/SF Bay Area) 

    Pessimist  :        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free ...
                        If she ever comes back, she's yours,
                        If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ... 

    Optimist   :        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free ...
                        Don't worry, she will come back. 

    Suspicious :        (1) If you love someone, 
                         Set her free ...
                         If she ever comes back, ask her why? 

                        (2) If you love someone, 
                         Set her free ...
                         But get someone to follow her. 

                        (3) If you love someone, 
                         Set her free...
                         Are you sure you love that someone? 

    Go-getter  :        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free ...
                        If she comes back, she's yours, 
                        If she doesn't, go get her !

    Hunter     :        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free ...
                        Don't even wait to see if she comes back, 
                        go and hunt her down!

    Impatient  :        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free ...
                        If she doesn't comes back in time 
                        forget her.

    Patient    :        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free ...
                        If she doesn't come back, continue to wait 
                        until she comes back ...

    Playful    :        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free ...
                        *If she comes back, and if you love her still, 
                        set her free again, repeat *

    Possessive   :      If you love someone, 
                        Set her free?
                        NEVER!

    Paranoid    :       If you love someone, 
                        When you let her go,
                        She'll be out to get you 

    Fascist     :       If you love someone, 
                        Set her free...
                        She WILL come back or be shot. 
                        She WILL be yours or be shot. 

    Old-Fashioned/Conservative :
                        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free...
                        But only if chaperoned by her parents. 

    Animal-Rights Activist :
                        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free...
                        In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! 

    Lawyers     :       If you love someone, 
                        Set her free...
                        Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
                        Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly 
                        states that...

    Biologist  :        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free,
                        She'll evolve. 

    Statisticians :     If you love someone, 
                        Set her free,
                        If she loves you, the probability of her coming 
                        back is high
                        If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. 

                        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free,
                        She'll be back when the cavity strikes. 

    Pathetic    :       If you love someone, 
                        set her free,
                        If she comes back, okay!
                        If she doesn't, how could she! 

    Sore-looser :       If you love someone, 
                        Let her go,
                        If she comes back, dump her!
                        If she doesn't, make up bad stories about her 

    Bill Gates :        If you love someone, 
                        Set her free,
                        If she comes back,
                        I think we can charge her for re-installation 
                        fees and but tell her that she's also going
                        to get an upgrade.