Son of Oxymorons.


50. Chicken fajitas

49. Government assistance

48. Net security

47. Jump start

46. Film critic

45. Marriage councellor

44. Sex Education

43. Golf fashion

42. Sleeper hit

41. Word Perfect

40. Artificial intelligence

39. Religious Right

38. Post Modern

37. German Food

36. Bug Fix

35. Near miss

34. Republican Party

33. Legal ethics

32. Postal service

31. Jumbo shrimp

30. Beaucractic efficiencies

29. Half naked

28. Freezer burn

27. Old news

26. White chocolate

25. Working vacation

24. Loose tights

23. Original copy

22. Recorded live (version of #20. Taped live)

21. Dull roar

20. Plastic silverware

19. Fresh frozen

18. Service station

17. Common courtesy

16. Foolproof instructions

15. Moral majority

14. Deficit spending

13. Social security

12. Half full

11. Exxon cleanup

10. Compassionate management

  9. Truthful tabloids

  8. Reagan memoirs

  7. Holy war

  6. Clean coal

  5. Friendly fire

  4. Professional wrestling

  3. Soviet Union

  2. Job security


and the absolute, #1 oxymoron:

  1. Country music


			Submitted by: Phil Watkins @ unicom.net