WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALK
BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER
How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson

Aig - what a hen lays                    
Aints - He's got aints in his paints
Paints - what cha put on your laigs of a mornin
Arn - Ma's tard of arnin                 
Bag - He bagged her to marry him          
Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence              
Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.
Bub - the light bub burned out           
Cheer - what you set in                 
Crick - a small stream                    
Clum - he sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon
Chiny - country over in Asia
Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes
Core - He got hisself a new Ford core     
Cyow - Animal on Farm                     
Deppity - He helps out the shurf          
Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt 
Dainz - Satidy night social               
Ellum - A graceful tree                  
Fanger - what you put your rang on
Faince - Whats round the hawg lot
Far - what get the brandin arn hot
Furred - He got furred from his job      
Flar - a rose is a purdy flar            
Frash - them aigs ain't frash            
Furiners - All non-'bamans        
Further - hits ten miles further to town  
Grain - She was grain with envy          
Hail - where bad folks go                 
Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in
his mouth. 
Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n           
Hilbilly - People in the next county      
Hollar - whats between the hills         
Hard- got a brend new hard 
hand Tar - his core blew a tar                
Laymun - a sour fruit                            
Laig - Most folks have two of them        
Lather - what you climb up 
Liberry - where you go to check out books for larnin 
Mailk - what you get from cyows             
Mere - what you see your self in         
Minners - Live bait 
Misrus - Married Woman 
Nar - Opposite of wide 
Nayk - Your head sets on it 
Nup - NO 
Orrel - Them hinges need orrel 
Ormy - What the sojers go in 
Pank - a light red color 
Parch - sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow 
Petition - What separate the rooms 
Poke - a paper bag or sack 
Pokey - what the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in 
Poke Salit -a green vegetable 
Puppet - what the preacher is in 
Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher 
Purt near - almost; he purt near caught that greased pig 
Rang - you wear it on your fanger 
Rut - that there tree sure has long ruts 
Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town 
Rainch - A big cow farm 
Rat - Do it rat now! 
Rench - rench the soap yourself 
Roont - She plum roont her shoes 
Salary - A stringy vegetable 
Soardeens - small canned fish 
Shar - A light rain 
Gully Worsher - a medium heavy rain 
Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody 
Pop - a soft drink 
Sprang - Water out'n the ground 
Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail
Storch - this here aprn has to much storch in it 
Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death 
Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart 
Tho -tho me the ball 
Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat 
War - a bobbed war fance 
Worsh - go worsh your face 
Warter - what you worsh your face in 
Yurp - a continent overseas