7) (N will always be #1 on my list!) Your dad must be retarded, cuz
your SPECIAL!!!

6) Are you from Tennessee? because your the only Ten I See.
 
5) U)Your the second best look`n person I've
seen...(Response)What?..(U) I
looked at you twice.

4) Do you have a map, cuz I just got lost in your eyes. 

3) Excuse me, but I think I dropped something.. MY JAW! 

2) You must be Jamaican, becuz Jamaican me Crazy! 

1) If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas,
can I visit you between the holidays?