Last week, God, His Faithful Son, the Pope and Moses and His Messenger
Gabriel had a very important meeting. They were troubled by the President of
the United States' inappropriate behavior.  They decided that the only
viable course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their
message across to him.

The problem they faced was how to word this new commandment so
that it equaled the other commandments in style and holy inspiration.
After great meditation and discussion, they concluded that number 11 should
read:

"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."

		Submitted by: Jes Sharai @ synchgraphics.com