Things that make you go Hmmmmm... * If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? * If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? * How do a fool and his money get together? * How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? * If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? * Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? * What do they use to ship Styrofoam? * How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? * Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? * When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? * Does fuzzy logic tickle? * Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? * What was the best thing before sliced bread? * Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? * Why is it called a TV "set" if there's only one? * Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? * If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? * Why is it, whether you sit down or sit up, the results are the same? * Why is it called a "building" when it's already built? * Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? * Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? * If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? * How can you "draw a blank"? * Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllable"? * Why did the kamikaze pilots wear helmets? * Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? * Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when we're already there? * Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? * Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? * Does a fish get cramps after eating? * Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? * Why is it when two planes almost collide it's called a 'near miss'. Shouldn't it be called a 'near hit'? * Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii? * Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see to read. * How do you know when it's an ENDLESS LOOP? * Why is FOOTball played by hand? * Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? * Why do 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing? * Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? * Why do you get "on" a bus, and "in" a car? * Why call it a "meeting" when everyone knows everyone else? * Why aren't 3 1/2 inch floppies floppy?