----- iw ----- Bill Gates has died and went to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and guides him to his new home. It is a beauuuutiful 10,000 square foot home complete with a pool, a jacuzzi and all the appropriate decor. As St. Peter is getting ready to leave, he asks Bill if everything is satisfactory. Bill tells him is very thankful for everything that St. Pete has done for him and that he is very pleased with his new home. St. Peter tells him that if there is anything he wants, anything at all, all he has to do is call St. Pete and he will be right there. A couple days latter Bill runs into this British chap. They get to talking and Bill is telling him all the great things that St. Pete has given him. Bill then asks the British chap where he lives. So the British chap points to the huge mansion up on the hill. The British chap, in his swank British accent tells him of his 50,000 square foot mansion, his 500 acre woods surrounding the mansion and all the other wonderful things he has. Finally Bill asks him, "Who are you?". The British chap replies: "I am Captain Edward Smith?" Bill thinks about it a minute and then asks him: "Aren't you the captain of the Titanic?". The British chap repsonds in his clip british accent: "Yep". After the captain leaves, Bill then calls St. Pete. St. Pete, being true to his word, was there even before Bill could finish his calling. St. Pete ask's Bill in a concearned sort of voice: "What can I do for you? Is everything alright? Is there something a matter with your accomadations?". Bill answers St. Pete: "I don't want to seam ungrateful. I love my new home. But I ran into this British fellow named Captain Edward Smith and he pointed out his new home. Now again, I don't want to seam ungrateful, but I was curious why his home is bigger than mine. After all, I created the Windows operating system which revolutionized the computer industry that benefitted mankind so much. Isn't this Captain Edward Smith the same captain of the Titanic.?" St. Pete cordially responds: "Yep". Bill then asks: "Then again why is his home bigger than mine?". St. Pete replies: "Because he crashed only once!" __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ From Ivy.Wong@us-ti-xims-1.am.sony.com Mon Jun 25 15:34:53 2001 Received: from proxy1.ba.best.com (root@proxy1.ba.best.com [206.184.139.12]) by shell3.ba.best.com (8.9.3/8.9.2/best.sh) with ESMTP id PAA00985 for ; Mon, 25 Jun 2001 15:34:33 -0700 (PDT) Received: from mail6.fw-bc.sony.com (mail6.fw-bc.sony.com [198.83.177.18]) by proxy1.ba.best.com (8.9.3/8.9.2/best.in) with ESMTP id PAA08357 for ; Mon, 25 Jun 2001 15:32:38 -0700 (PDT) Received: from mail2.sjc.in.sel.sony.com (mail2.sjc.in.sel.sony.com [43.134.1.111]) by mail6.fw-bc.sony.com (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id WAA17086; Mon, 25 Jun 2001 22:32:01 GMT Received: by mail2.sjc.in.sel.sony.com id WAA06115; Mon, 25 Jun 2001 22:32:01 GMT Received: by us-sj-xims-2.am.sony.com with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) id ; Mon, 25 Jun 2001 15:32:02 -0700 Message-ID: <3B051C27E7D0D211B4760090273B18E902E425E6@us-sj-xmsg-3.am.sony.com> From: "Wong, Ivy" To: Subject: FW: FW: Heard a good one on the radio... Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2001 15:32:00 -0700 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) Content-Type: text/plain Status: RO