From bounce-joker-202311@send.memail.com Thu Sep 6 19:18:28 2001 Received: from proxy7.ba.best.com (root@proxy7.ba.best.com [206.184.139.18]) by shell3.ba.best.com (8.9.3/8.9.2/best.sh) with ESMTP id TAA06719 for ; Thu, 6 Sep 2001 19:18:22 -0700 (PDT) Received: from send.memail.com (send.memail.com [216.55.14.179]) by proxy7.ba.best.com (8.9.3/8.9.2/best.in) with SMTP id TAA03410 for ; Thu, 6 Sep 2001 19:16:50 -0700 (PDT) From: "MeMail.com": Joke of the Day To: jessl@best.com Subject: Rednecks List-Unsubscribe: Reply-To: "Joke of the Day" Date: Thu, 06 Sep 2001 19:00:13 -0700 Message-Id: Status: RO MeMail.com: Joke of the Day ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸, OUR SPONSOR ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø WE'RE GIVING AWAY FREE 5 DAY SAMPLES of a major diet tablet. Lose 10 lbs or more in a week or less - and see immediate results in your waistline in 2 days!!! It's new, it works fast, and we'll send it to you now! http://www.omegamarketing.net/freesample FREE SAMPLE!!! Help keep this publication free - visit our sponsor today! The Comic Link -------------- Need a Laugh? Check out http://www.joker.org/comics.htm SAMPLE -------- Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Anyway there was this young nurse. Every time she came in, she talked to him like a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice: "And how are we doing this morning?" Well, this is a story of revenge. He had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You know where the juice went. The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle. She looks at it. "It seems we are a little cloudy today." At this he snatches the bottle out of her hand, pops off the top and chugs it, saying "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."