The makers of Viagra have announced a plan to use proceeds from the sale of
Viagra to finance the development of a pill for women that will make
elderly men desirable.

Also, the National Organization of Potent Men has announced a plan to
protest the distribution of Viagra.  A spokesman for the orgranization
stated "Viagra gives an impotent man the ability to sustain an erection for
up to 4 hours. This causes feelings of inadequacy, a leading cause of
impotency, in normally potent men".  The organization fears a sudden and
dramatic shift in the demographics of it's membership.

In other news, Kenneth Starr is reportedly investigating a rumor that the
Republican Party had used Bob Dole's supply of Viagra from clinical trials
to spike fast food deliveries to the Whitehouse.

The Whitehouse has confirmed a report that the entire male staff had
participated in a "blind" clinical study in which all but one individual
had received a placebo.  There was no comment as to the identity of that
individual.

				Original Humor Submitted by Rob Carl