Top 15 Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra:

16. Just do her.

15. We work harder, so you don't have to

14. Ten inches long... and growing

13. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight

12. Viagra, home of the whopper

11. Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver

10. Viagra. The quicker dicker upper

9. One-a-day, like iron

8. Get a piece of the rock

7. You've come a long way, baby

6. Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em

5. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman

4. Tastes great, more filling

3. Viagra, built ram tough

2. Here's the beef!

   and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?