WE'RE NOT WHAT? -- Steven Singer, 50, the supervising
 clerk for matrimonial cases in Manhattan, pleaded 
 guilty Tuesday to accepting bribes from lawyers to 
 speed up paperwork in uncontested divorces from 1992 
 to 1999.  Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau
 said. "There may be as many as 20 other lawyers and 
 court employees involved".  He said an investigation 
 was being opened into the legitimacy of the divorces 
 and any later marriages by the men and women involved. 
 As a result thousands of the 12,000 or so divorces 
 granted each year may not be legitimate. "We may have 
 created some unsuspecting bigamists," Morgenthau said.
 --can you imagine the look of terror on the faces of 
 all those New Yorkers reading this story?