YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF: 
- You know what a "burnout" is.      
- You know what "Sike" means.
- You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
- You know that another name for a keyboard is a"Synthesizer". 
- You wanted to be a Goonie.        
- You know who Max Headroom is.
- You ever wore flourescent, neon if you will, clothing.
- You could breakdance, or wish you could.
- You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
- Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
- You wanted to be on StarSearch.
- You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his 
  nose fell off.                       
- You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or 
  knew someone who did.
- You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout". 
- You HAD to have your MTV
- You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to  the Future".          
- You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
- You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
- You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
- You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".
- You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.        
- You own any cassettes.
- You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be 
  living on the moon.
- You remember And/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection 
  from Pizza Hut.                
- Or any other stupid collection they came out with.
- Poltergeist freaked you out.
- You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.          
- You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.         
- You know what a Doozer is.
- You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt 
  stylish, or knew someone who did.
- You ever had a Swatch Watch.
- You can name 1/2 the members of Duran Duran
- You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
- You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
- You know what a "Whammee" is.
- You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or knew someone who did.

If you can identify with at least half of this list then you are 
most certainly a product of the 80's!