SO, YOU WANT THE DAY OFF ?!?
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      So, you want the day off!
      Let's take a moment to look at what you are asking for. 
      There are 365 days available for work.
      There are 52 weeks per year
      of which you already have 2 days off each week 
      leaving 261 days left available for work.
      Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, 
      that accounts for 170 days,
      leaving 91 days left available for work. 
      You spend 30 minutes each day on breaks, 
      that accounts for 23 days each year,
      so there are only 68 days left available for work. 
      You spend 1 hour a day at lunch,
      and that accounts for another 46 days per year 
      leaving you 22 days available for work.
      You spend 2 days per year on sick leave,
      leaving only 20 days per year available for work. 
      You take 9 holidays per year,
      leaving 11 days available for work.
      You take a ten day vacation each year, 
      leaving 1 day left available for work
      and - NO WAY - are you going to take that day off!!!