Kids Kids Kids - Enjoy Them! 
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 Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall 
 enough to reach a parent's hand? 
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 Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is 
 like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing. 
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 "There is only one pretty child in the world and every 
 parent has it."-
 Chinese Proverb. 
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 Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young. 
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 I asked Mom if I was a gifted child ...she said they certainly 
 wouldn't have paid for me. 
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 Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite 
 every effort to teach them good manners. 
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 Children will soon forget your presents, but they will always 
 remember your presence. 
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 Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word 
 for word what you shouldn't have said. 
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 The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind 
 yourself that there are children more awful than your own. 
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 Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to 
 the next step of blaming my parents. 
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 We did have to childproof our home about 3 years ago ... but 
 somehow they still get in! 
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 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. 
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 Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children. 
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 Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? 
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 Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. 
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 When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. 
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 You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the 
 people some of the time, but you can never fool a Mom. 
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 I love to give homemade gifts ...which one of my kids do you want? 
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 A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've 
 purchased new school clothes. 
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 Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it. 
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 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to 
 walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and
 shut-up. 
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 The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of
 their time each day.